This illustration by John Schmelzer appeared in the December 1986 issue of Ford Times.
And the winner for 2018 is . . .
Chuck Goldstein of Janesville, Wisconsin who wrote, “I got my DNA tested by Ancestry and found out that I’m 1/16 German Shepherd.”
Second place goes to Eve Dutkiewicz, Kenosha, WI: “I cleaned my two-car garage so well that it turned into a three-car garage.”
Third place was awarded to Dale Wheelock, Delavan, WI: I don’t want to say my mother-in-law is bossy, but when she takes her teeth out at bedtime they nag my father-in-law for 10 more minutes.” Dale previously received an honorable mention in 2016.
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