Fibbing for Fame and Folly

This illustration by John Schmelzer appeared in the December 1986 issue of Ford Times.

This illustration by John Schmelzer appeared in the December 1986 issue of Ford Times.

Wisconsin is home to the best liars of 2014!

The winning lie was submitted by Sharon Eaves of Kenosha, WI:
“This morning, my husband shaved so close that he shaved 10 years off his life.”

Second place goes to Joshua Naker of Racine, WI:
“Some species of elephants have red toe nails in order to hide in strawberry patches.”

Third place honors go to Thomas J. Balza of Appleton, WI:
“I was eating in an outdoor cafe. It rained so hard it took me one hour to finish my soup.”

Congratulations to the winners!