This illustration by John Schmelzer appeared in the December 1986 issue of Ford Times.
The deadline for 2016 is quickly approaching. Prevaricators who are apt to procrastinate, please get your entries in soon. No worries tho, if they arrive after the deadline, we will save them for next year.
Email your entries to firstname.lastname@example.org or address them to The Burlington Liars Club, P.O. Box 156, Burlngton, WI 53105. If you or someone you know, would like to become an official card carrying member of the Burlington Liars’ Club, please include $1.00 along with a self-addressed, stamped envelope.